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Thread: Hot or not: Danica Patrick

  1. 02-17-2008 11:12 AM #1
    Someone motioned for this poll in the Hola Danica thread, so... here it is. Three options. Hot, Cute, or Not.

  2. 02-17-2008 11:15 AM #2

    Where is the yawn smiley?


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    02-17-2008 11:16 AM #3
    Somewhere between "not" and "cute" but closer to cute.
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    02-17-2008 11:21 AM #4
    Too much "man" in that face. From the neck down, though...

  5. 02-17-2008 11:30 AM #5
    she used to be pretty

  6. 02-17-2008 11:33 AM #6
    I would not kick her out of bed.


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    02-17-2008 11:37 AM #7
    no lips = automatic fail. too manly.

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    02-17-2008 11:44 AM #8
    Somewhere in between cute and hot. Ugly? you guys are crazy.
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  9. 02-17-2008 11:46 AM #9

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    02-17-2008 11:49 AM #10
    She only looks decent in the super airbrushed, p shopped FHM pics. In the pic above and other pics where she doesn't have makeup on, she is ugly. Then again, if you saw those hot 20yo's at the mall without makeup, who knows what they would really look like.

  11. 02-17-2008 11:50 AM #11
    Hot body. Normal Face.

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    02-17-2008 11:58 AM #12
    Just so we're clear... I'm not much to look at either... but still...


  13. 02-17-2008 12:06 PM #13
    Somewhere past not, nowhere near cute.

  14. 02-17-2008 12:07 PM #14
    Man body man face definitely ugly as ****.

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    02-17-2008 12:07 PM #15
    Melissa Theuriau ftmfw!!

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    02-17-2008 12:10 PM #16
    Cute enough + rich + car nut = hot.

  17. 02-17-2008 12:14 PM #17
    Quote, originally posted by Servo888 »
    I would not kick her out of bed.

    Is it just me, but does she look like she's trying to take a poop? The body language is all wrong... Not sexy at all.

    But she is cute anyway.


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    02-17-2008 12:14 PM #18
    Man face + BI + married a guy just to futher her career = NOT

    The pics in the FHM shoot isn't even what she really looks like.


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    02-17-2008 12:21 PM #19
    Quote, originally posted by VRsexxy »

    Is it just me, but does she look like she's trying to take a poop? The body language is all wrong... Not sexy at all.

    That's just it. She cleans up ok with makeup, but they put her in all these weird poses and she looks totally unnatural. She's not a model. And it comes off looking forced instead of sexy.

    Oh, and she has the body of a 12 year old boy.

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  20. 02-17-2008 12:25 PM #20
    Quote, originally posted by VDUBber91 »
    Man face + BI + married a guy just to futher her career = NOT

    The pics in the FHM shoot isn't even what she really looks like.

    True, photoshop enhancements fool guys like the push up bra...
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=pcFlxSlOKNI Anyone off the street can be a model...


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    02-17-2008 12:58 PM #21
    Quote, originally posted by ZrC »

    True, photoshop enhancements fool guys like the push up bra...
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=pcFlxSlOKNI Anyone off the street can be a model...

    Thanks for sharing! Thats crazy how much they can do.


  22. 02-17-2008 01:02 PM #22
    Quote, originally posted by Misfit »
    no lips = automatic fail. too manly.

    Ditto. I kept thinking, what is it in her face that is just not doing it for me?

    Thanks!


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    02-17-2008 01:03 PM #23
    She's in shape.

    That's about all she's got going for her. She's definitely not hot, and I wouldn't call her cute either- sort of plain and average.


  24. 02-17-2008 01:04 PM #24
    Yeah, I'm a chick...and I vote not. It's her personality (that scowl!) that ruins any though of "hey, she's cute and she drives well! Damn, I'm glad she out there repping for all the female gear heads."

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  25. 02-17-2008 01:32 PM #25
    she looks good , shes attractive , but shes not "sexy"

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    02-17-2008 01:36 PM #26
    Quote, originally posted by PhaetonChix »
    Yeah, I'm a chick...and I vote not. It's her personality (that scowl!) that ruins any though of "hey, she's cute and she drives well! Damn, I'm glad she out there repping for all the female gear heads."

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    LOL yeah, unfortunately she's not doing much to further our cause... her well-documented temper tantrums, for example

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    02-17-2008 02:11 PM #27
    From the youtube video. In case anyone cant see it at work or something.
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    02-17-2008 03:33 PM #28
    there is also a video like there where they take a fat woman and make her skinny and hot.

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    02-17-2008 04:09 PM #29
    Why the ****load of Danica threads lately?

    I personally do not find her attractive. Unfortunately, since we're in TCL, someone will accuse me of being a "hater", or being "jealous". Only in TCL.... where someone achieves godlike status and is the hottest thing on earth, for simply being either rich or famous. People really are that pathetic and shallow.


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    02-17-2008 04:15 PM #30
    Quote, originally posted by -HighdB- »
    Only in TCL.... where someone achieves godlike status and is the hottest thing on earth, for simply being either rich or famous. People really are that pathetic and shallow.

    It's not just TCL. I haven never found Paris Hilton attractive, but many people do for reasons that escape me. I can only assume it's because she is filthy rich and seems ... easy.

    As far as Danica goes- I don't think the OP's picture is fair. Post a picture of almost any woman with a naked face and they will look not so good.

    I don't find her to be hot, but she is cute when dressed and made up appropriately. But she is so short.




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    02-17-2008 04:16 PM #31
    Quote, originally posted by BRealistic »

    It's not just TCL. I haven never found Paris Hilton attractive, but many people do for reasons that escape me. I can only assume it's because she is filthy rich and seems ... easy.

    +1


  32. 02-17-2008 04:33 PM #32

    Id say shes reasonably attractive. Sure she looks great with gobs of makeup, or giant sunglasses. But under it all she pretty average. That said, sign me up on the waiting list.


    Because, she is slightly more apealing than the alternative... A I have to do in con vince danica to move to Nurburg with her heaps of cash.


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  33. 02-17-2008 04:49 PM #33
    i wish she had boobs?

  34. 02-17-2008 04:58 PM #34
    in, because I feel a coming

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    02-17-2008 05:10 PM #35
    Quote, originally posted by chrisvette49 »
    in, because I feel a coming

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